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闲人马大姐第204集剧情

第204集:《节水冠军》

《节水冠军》待到居委会梁主任到马大姐家,让马大姐拿着户口本去居委会领节水龙头,并说需在小区搞一次节水冠军比赛,马大姐为了要当节水冠军,开始使用各种方法节水,弄得女儿艾嘉都无法正常生活,半夜起来四处找水都找不到,只能去潘大庆家要水喝,并向潘大庆倾诉因马大姐节水而无法正常生活,最后评选结果,冠军却不是马大姐。第205、206集:《没完没了》(1、2)马大姐批评艾嘉好吃懒做、不讲卫生、屋里一团糟,艾嘉忍受没完没了;马大姐家炖排骨,艾嘉吃得高兴,马大姐满楼道的显摆。马大姐的声音打扰了正在准备模拟考试的刘强,刘强很是反感。面对巨大压力,刘强找艾嘉倒苦水,艾嘉百般解劝。第二天马大姐把排骨里加点白菜接着吃,艾嘉开始反感。刘强考试完了,对考试结果忐忑不安,和艾嘉俩人相互安慰。第三天,马大姐往白菜熬排骨里放点粉丝接着吃,艾嘉彻底恶心了。一肚子怨气的艾嘉找刘强聊天。刘强的考试成绩过了重点线,刘强非但不安慰艾嘉还百般奚落。马大姐每天往排骨里多加东西就算一顿饭,害得艾嘉满楼找食。艾嘉跑到哪都发现刘强在跟别人吹嘘自己的成绩。一周过后,马大姐庄严宣布:用排骨做最后一顿饭——排骨汤面。吃饭的时候告诉艾嘉要按刘强老家规矩,这顿排骨还能多吃一个礼拜。艾嘉突然发现刘强的成绩是和北京重点线比较,而按刘强老家的分数线,刘强连中专都没的上。艾嘉连忙告诉正在满楼臭吹的刘强,空欢喜一场的刘强只好接着复习。

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